THE TIME I WAS ON CARMEX
Like totally addicted to it
- •20 years ago when I was In college, I started using CARMEX.
- •A friend kept talking about how it made her lips tingle.
- •I thought, "Tingle huh? That sounds fun."
- •Soon i was using it a couple times AN HOUR.
- •My lips were so used to the tingle that they simply craved it. I think there's a menthol in it or something. But boy did I need that stuff.
- •So one weekend my dads all you need to get off CARMEX. Like go cold turkey and just quit.
- •I did and my lips dried up like a desert. They were so used to all this extra moisture that they were like in a drought all of a sudden.
- •I switched to regular old Chapstick just to give my lips a little moisture. And now I've never been better.
- •Every now and then I see some CARMEX in a store and wonder if I could handle it. Then I think Nah. Better not.