THE TIME MY DAD CALLED THE POLICE ON ME

My twin brother and I were 4
  1. We were eating our dinner and had already taken baths.
  2. Neither of us wanted to eat the green beans.
  3. Dad told us if we didn't eat, he would call the police.
  4. He had us pack suitcases after he called using the red rotary phone
  5. We had to wait on the front steps with our suitcases and wearing bathrobes for police to come get us.
  6. Mom was pretty upset when she got home from work
  7. Can't remember if we ever ate the green beans