THE TIME MY DAD CALLED THE POLICE ON ME
My twin brother and I were 4
- •We were eating our dinner and had already taken baths.
- •Neither of us wanted to eat the green beans.
- •Dad told us if we didn't eat, he would call the police.
- •He had us pack suitcases after he called using the red rotary phone
- •We had to wait on the front steps with our suitcases and wearing bathrobes for police to come get us.
- •Mom was pretty upset when she got home from work
- •Can't remember if we ever ate the green beans