Things My Children Will Do Someday That Will Make Them Say "OMG I'm Turning Into My Mother" 😱
Inspired by @BWN_7
- 1.Ask their children to snuggle
- 2.Jump in front of someone unexpectedly and scream. Just to scare the living day lights out of said person and then laugh and laugh.
- 3.Talk with random people at stores or anywhere basically and make a connection in some way.
- 4.Wave a fist at stupid drivers
- 5.Drive using awesome shortcuts that may or may not be any quicker
- 6.Quote Seinfeld
- 7.Take pride and joy in driving faster to places than other people
- 8.Enjoy naps on Saturday and Sunday
- 9.Talk in a loud sing songy voice when making a statement
- 10.Holler at the referees and FSU football coach Jimbo Fisher when they make poor decisions
- 11.Get super di duper excited for the Olympics
- 12.And Presidential elections
- 13.Teach their A$$ off with a group of students
- 14.Buy plants and water and love and care them for several weeks only for them to die