Things My Children Will Do Someday That Will Make Them Say "OMG I'm Turning Into My Mother" 😱
Inspired by @BWN_7
- •Ask their children to snuggle
- •Jump in front of someone unexpectedly and scream. Just to scare the living day lights out of said person and then laugh and laugh.
- •Talk with random people at stores or anywhere basically and make a connection in some way.
- •Wave a fist at stupid drivers
- •Drive using awesome shortcuts that may or may not be any quicker
- •Quote Seinfeld
- •Take pride and joy in driving faster to places than other people
- •Enjoy naps on Saturday and Sunday
- •Talk in a loud sing songy voice when making a statement
- •Holler at the referees and FSU football coach Jimbo Fisher when they make poor decisions
- •Get super di duper excited for the Olympics
- •And Presidential elections
- •Teach their A$$ off with a group of students
- •Buy plants and water and love and care them for several weeks only for them to die