THINGS YOU CAN SAY

  1. Need a new one- the kids trashed ours.
  2. One of the legs is broke, so we just shove some newspaper down there to prop it up.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  3. I picked this one up used because it was cheaper.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  4. I found this on the side of the road- isn't it great!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  5. "Look, you can bend it back or forward"
    Oh wait? 🤔
    Suggested by   @kate81
  6. Let's take it apart and reupholster it. Now I'm just thinking silence of the lambs. 🐏
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  7. "I think I lost some change and a pack of gum in there!" 🔍
    Suggested by   @kate81
  8. This is gorgeous, I just wish it were a different color.
    Oh man, I'm gonna get in trouble for that one.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  9. Got it on Craigslist for $50.
    Suggested by   @classyAF
  10. I'm hoping the kids take it with them when they move out, so I can get a new one.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  11. The dog likes to get up on it.
  12. It's great for when friends sleep over, you just have to remind them to pull it out.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  13. Sometimes you just have to smack it, to get it to cooperate.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  14. Don't sit there- I just spilled a little
  15. It made a lot less noise when I first got it, now it squeals the whole time if you don't do it just right.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  16. "Sometimes if you smack it on the right spot it'll turn on!"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  17. My grandpa passed it down to my dad. My dad passed it down to me and one day my son will get it.
  18. "A little unstable, but we'll make do for now!"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  19. I saw it sitting on the curb. Looked clean and I didn't see anything crawling on it, so I brought it home!
    Suggested by   @eatcake
  20. "Maybe if we throw a blanket over it no one will notice?" 😳
    Suggested by   @kate81
  21. I just want to trade this old one in on a younger, newer model.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  22. It's too small and too soft - I'd like something larger and firmer.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7