This is from an old email forward. Not sure who to give credit to....
  1. Any fucking idiot should understand that.
    Einstein 1938
  2. It does SO fucking look like her!
    Picasso 1926
  3. How the fuck did you work that out?
    Pythagoras 126 BC
  4. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?
    Michelangelo 1566
  5. I don't suppose it's going to fucking rain.
    Joan of Arc 1434
  6. Scattered fucking showers my ass.
    Noah 3914 BC
  7. She didn't wash the fucking dress?
    Bill Clinton 1997