Things I Wish My Cat Would Stop Doing
I wish you cat would stop doing these things
- •Leaving headless animals under my car. What does she do with the heads? Where are the heads?
- •Is she eating them? Saving them? Shrinking them to sell to tourists? Where are the heads?
- •No, seriously. Where are the heads???
- •Thinking dirt baths are a thing for any animal other than birds. They're not. Stop. You're just making my bed filthy.
- •But really it's the reverse-Godfathering. It's. It's getting creepy. That's what it is.
- •What does she do with the heads?????