Things I Wish My Cat Would Stop Doing

I wish you cat would stop doing these things
  1. Leaving headless animals under my car. What does she do with the heads? Where are the heads?
  2. Is she eating them? Saving them? Shrinking them to sell to tourists? Where are the heads?
  3. No, seriously. Where are the heads???
  4. Thinking dirt baths are a thing for any animal other than birds. They're not. Stop. You're just making my bed filthy.
  5. But really it's the reverse-Godfathering. It's. It's getting creepy. That's what it is.
  6. What does she do with the heads?????