some people call them pet peeves
  1. iPhone's red unchecked message bubble
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    red is the color of satan
  2. When your parents friends ask if you remember them
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    No bish. I met you when I was like seven months old, and you aren't that memorable of a person. sorry
  3. People who clap at the end of movies
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    why tho
  4. juice cleanses
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    you realize you need to eat to survive right?
  5. PDA
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    there is a special place in hell for you people
  6. The color orange
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    did someone throw acid in my eyes?
  7. The word "rural"
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    it pisses me off almost as much as rural places do
  8. People who don't like SpongeBob
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    blasphemy
  9. Slow walkers/drivers/cashiers
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    did you know that driving under the speed limit is the eighth deadly sin?
  10. Republicans
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    dumb.