1. Bad taste in home decor
    My gf hates the things I love so I don't know who's got the bad taste
  2. The willingness to drink pop
    Why people choose to drink something that has bubbles that basically burn your mouth is beyond me
  3. Children
    I'm not a monster ok!!!
  4. A yoga ball as a desk chair
    I would spend the whole day fuckin around. Plus I want some back support
  5. A flat tire
    I would be 100% useless in this scenario
  6. To get in trouble of any sort
    With the law, with my boss, with my friends etc I get such back guilt and anxiety that I'm crying and pooping for days
  7. Circus peanuts