Shitty Jokes my Husband Always Tells

Whenever he sees someone having a bad day, he proceeds to either make it a little better...or a whole lot worse
  1. What did the shy pebble say?
    ...I wish I was a little boulder!
  2. How do you catch a ✨special✨ rabbit?
    ...u-nique up on him!
  3. Why don't ducks fly upside down?
    ...they quack up
  4. How deep is the water a frog sits in?
    ...knee-deep knee-deep
  5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    ...a stick
  6. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    ...the "p" is silent
  7. Why can't you see elephants hiding behind trees?
    ...because they're REALLY good at it
  8. What's brown and sticky?
    ...a stick
  9. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
    ...he was tired
  10. Why was the alligator talking shit about the tree?
    ...cause the tree was all bark and no bite
  11. What do you call a cow with no legs?
    ...ground beef
  12. What do you get when you cross a shark, a porcupine, and a lawn mower?
    ...as far away as possible
  13. Honestly there are so many more but I can't think of them and promise to add them as he tells them to people we encounter...
    ...those brave souls.