Shitty Jokes my Husband Always Tells
Whenever he sees someone having a bad day, he proceeds to either make it a little better...or a whole lot worse
- •What did the shy pebble say?...I wish I was a little boulder!
- •How do you catch a ✨special✨ rabbit?...u-nique up on him!
- •Why don't ducks fly upside down?...they quack up
- •How deep is the water a frog sits in?...knee-deep knee-deep
- •What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?...a stick
- •Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?...the "p" is silent
- •Why can't you see elephants hiding behind trees?...because they're REALLY good at it
- •What's brown and sticky?...a stick
- •Why didn't the chicken cross the road?...he was tired
- •Why was the alligator talking shit about the tree?...cause the tree was all bark and no bite
- •What do you call a cow with no legs?...ground beef
- •What do you get when you cross a shark, a porcupine, and a lawn mower?...as far away as possible
- •Honestly there are so many more but I can't think of them and promise to add them as he tells them to people we encounter......those brave souls.