SELFIES I HAVE INTERRUPTED INSIDE MY GYM'S LOCKER ROOM
- •unstrapped her overalls but left them in a bunched heap at her ankles. i can only assume she cropped close.
- •dragged an inflatable workout ball ~100 feet across the gym and then perched on it, taking up the entire width of the walkway. i waited close to 25 seconds for her to finish and awkwardly toddle backwards out of the way.
- •full nude but with sneakers on (naturally)
- •kept yelling WOO after each photo