SELFIES I HAVE INTERRUPTED INSIDE MY GYM'S LOCKER ROOM

  1. unstrapped her overalls but left them in a bunched heap at her ankles. i can only assume she cropped close.
  2. dragged an inflatable workout ball ~100 feet across the gym and then perched on it, taking up the entire width of the walkway. i waited close to 25 seconds for her to finish and awkwardly toddle backwards out of the way.
  3. full nude but with sneakers on (naturally)
  4. kept yelling WOO after each photo