Perks of being a Puerto Rican Jew

  1. We are a rare commodity and fill any racial gap amoung your group of friends.
  2. We get two parades in our honor mainly celebrated in NYC because that rowdiness will not be tolerated in the Midwest.
  3. We get to correct the pronunciation of any word used to describe us ever.
  4. We get a Chistmas tree and a Hanukkah bush because screw nature, that's why.