Perks of being a Puerto Rican Jew
- •We are a rare commodity and fill any racial gap amoung your group of friends.
- •We get two parades in our honor mainly celebrated in NYC because that rowdiness will not be tolerated in the Midwest.
- •We get to correct the pronunciation of any word used to describe us ever.
- •We get a Chistmas tree and a Hanukkah bush because screw nature, that's why.