TIMES I HAVE LOST MY DEBIT CARD AND/OR WALLET AND/OR PHONE AND/OR KEYS AND/OR GLASSES

countless, but these are the most memorable occurrences.
  1. 5 minutes ago
  2. At a shop in a rural village in Kenya (RIP baby blue Motorola)
  3. in the London Heathrow airport (strangely inconvenient)
  4. In the teenie-bopper magazine aisle at Target
  5. on an airplane in Stutgart, Germany (praises for the Find My iPhone App)
  6. 3 pairs of glasses in the Frank Park Samford Library
  7. My hot pink razor at a Julie Andrews Concert (horrible night; great concert)
  8. In 2ft of snow in Birmingham while dressed as a mime (found 2 months later in perfect condition) **added thanks to @caromort