06/20/2015 I Baked Cookies for Feminine Dominance

Thoughts about the day spent baking, getting baked, and dancing upon the grave of the patriarchy.
  1. Always bake more cookies than originally intended.
  2. The more glitter the better.
  3. When glitter is involved there should never be any judgment.
  4. Everyone at the bar wants to talk to you, too.
  5. Who followed who first on Instagram? We may never remember.
  6. Chapel Hill is more hip than Raleigh.
  7. If you want lots of people to talk to you or make you feel awesome, dye your hair bright blue or purple. Works like a charm.
  8. Waking up to Fleetwood Mac blasting from your living room can't possibly a bad day make.
  9. Pancakes would have been nice.