A Few Facts About Me

  1. Don't put cold water on me against my will. It will be hard for me to forgive you.
  2. I have a strong aversion to onions, so don't give me those either. I will vomit involuntarily.
  3. I won't feel right until I am covered in tattoos.
  4. I'm pretty good at a lot of things (singing, making friends, creepy art) but MAN am I bad at math.
  5. If I won the lottery, I would feed so many people.