We requested feedback on what else the library can provide and this is what we got. Not sure if we'll be fulfilling these requests anytime soon.
  1. More porn!
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    You have unfiltered access to the Internet! I'm sure you can find some if you try.
  2. Need the wifi to work in the bathroom so I can text while I poop.
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    No one really needs to know that though.
  3. We drink lots of coffee. Toilet paper should not be single ply.
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    Ew.
  4. Bidets so less wipe time and more study time.
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    Seriously people, what's with the bathroom obsession?
  5. 1) flashing lights 2) colorful fabrics 3) men in overalls 4) buff men
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    So less library, more rave?
  6. We need dumb pointy anime shades.
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    Why?
  7. 24 hour ninja security
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    Maybe we already have that.