THINGS I AM ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT WHEN I LOOK COMPLETELY SERIOUS
it's all just a facade, people
- •"what should i have for lunch?"when my boss walks by my desk at 10am and i have my head cradled in my hand, staring at my computer screen
- •"oh, man, i would love me some fried chicken."when my coworkers decide to eat at a vegetarian stall and all they have is phony meat - starch pretending to be actual food - and i was too stupid to refuse the idea so i sit there forcing a phony prawn into my mouth, while crying inside
- •"chicken. stuffed. with. spinach. wrapped. in. bacon."this is the bomb, guys. my sis made me this once and I couldn't stop thinking about it. she cooked it for me on my birthday and it's just heavenly. i think about this a lot. too much actually.
- •milk teawhen i try to be healthy so I don't drink it but all i do is wish i was drinking milk tea
- •idk basic life problems?
- •my future?but like, it lasts all of 10secs and im back to
- •FRIED CHICKEN
- •who needs men?it's raining fried chicken!!!!
- •i am so hungry right now.