THINGS SAID ON FRIENDS THAT WOULD MAKE GOOD REAL LIFE RESPONSES

Because I've watched one of my favorite series too many times and lines from the show will pop into my head from time to time
  1. "If you're alive, YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE!"
  2. "I'm hopeless, and awkward and desperate for love!"
  3. "Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, huh what what day? THURSDAY! The third day."
    Cause sometimes we can't remember the days in a week which would make us unable to remember appointments we have joey is always here to help.
  4. "WE WERE ON A BREAK"
  5. "Why?! Why do bad things happen to good people?!"
    because sometimes you question the things that happen to you