1. Apparently washing your hair shampoo-and-conditioner-style everyday is bad
  2. Like premature balding bad
  3. Which for someone with very thick hair is kind of appealing
  4. But then I think about a patchy bald head which led me to...
  5. Decide that this is the year I stop washing my hair everyday
  6. Which has been difficult because my shampoo conditioner smell really good
  7. And make my hair really soft
  8. And I'm really only doing this because my friends bald-scared me
  9. And I'm probably going to give up on this resolution after making this list