MY LIFE AS A ROMCOM

I am now employed at a bridal shop and my life is slowly starting to become the premise for a poorly written romantic comedy
  1. I continue selling wedding dresses into my mid thirties
    Partially by choice (I would say things like "I just love seeing the joy on their face" and how great I is to "feel love in the air") partially because other jobs never seem to work out
  2. Very single
    Oh, the irony of selling wedding dresses/seeing others live my romantic dreams yet never being able to find a serious boyfriend
  3. All friends are happy and married
    I eat Sunday brunch with all my married friends as their husbands get together to talk fantasy baseball
  4. "We always figured you'd be the first one of us to be married"
    "Ahahahahaha" I laugh at brunch and then cut to a scene of me crying on my couch watching a TLC wedding show
  5. Multiple scenes of me eyeing one wedding dress
    I'm walking around, doing my job, then I see the dress and we switch it slow mo as beautiful music plays and I up and down the dress w hearts in my eyes
  6. Stuck working shipment AND WAIT FOR IT
    SHIPMENT GUY IS A HOTTIE AND WE HIT IT OFF
  7. Ah, how weird, a tiny and prim and proper lady falling for a big and buff shipment man
    But he has a hidden side. He's sensitive and sweet and GUESS WHAT we both love peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches (crazy I know)
  8. Falling in love montage
    Cute music, laugh/running through park, eating Chinese food in pajamas while still clearly being in love
  9. He proposes (with his grandma's ring!!!!)
    We both cry, I tell my friends at our brunch and in their excitement they make a big scene but I don't even care because it's a romantic comedy
  10. Head to work, but not to sell dresses this time, rather to buy one
    She seems her dream wedding dress, slo mo, it glimmers
  11. OH NO SOMEONE ELSE WANTS THAT DRESS
    But it's my dream dress and I've waited so long for this moment, so my work friends help me out, and in a REALLY SO SO funny montage they convince the other woman that it's not a good fit for her
  12. THE DRESS IS MINE
    I TRY IT ON, I CRY, I EAT CAKE AND DRINK CHAMPAGNE
  13. Walks down the isle to my smiling husband
    I probably trip on the way though because keep in mind THIS IS A ROMANTIC COMEDY
  14. THE END
    these words flash on the screen and a happy pop song starts playing