THINGS I WISH HAD HAPPENED DURING THE GOP DEBATE
Feel free to consult me about the next debate @CNN
- •Hosted by @andycohenIf the candidates are going to treat the debate like a Real Housewives Reunion special, at least let Andy Cohen host/moderate the event
- •Candidates take a shot every time Donald Trump says "loser" or "make america great again"
- •GOP hopefuls play the "how well do you know your significant other" gameMarco Rubio has to guess what one movie Ted Cruz would pick if stuck on a desert island, Donald Trump has to know Ben Carson's celebrity crush, etc.
- •Run a montage/countdown of the best and worst fights from the previous GOP debates