THINGS I WISH HAD HAPPENED DURING THE GOP DEBATE

Feel free to consult me about the next debate @CNN
  1. Hosted by @andycohen
    If the candidates are going to treat the debate like a Real Housewives Reunion special, at least let Andy Cohen host/moderate the event
  2. Candidates take a shot every time Donald Trump says "loser" or "make america great again"
  3. GOP hopefuls play the "how well do you know your significant other" game
    Marco Rubio has to guess what one movie Ted Cruz would pick if stuck on a desert island, Donald Trump has to know Ben Carson's celebrity crush, etc.
  4. Run a montage/countdown of the best and worst fights from the previous GOP debates