How to know you're in the middle of a heat wave
Inspired by @solena
- •The Weather Guy just said that in two days it will "cool off" to 109Better get my sweater 🙄
- •It's 99 degrees at 11pm 🌒
- •You get into the pool and instead of being cool and refreshing it feels like a warm bathtub 🛀
- •Everyone in the parking lot is vying for the spot under the tree even if it means walking farther 🌴
- •You need oven mitts to touch the steering wheel or you risk 2nd degree burnsLearning to steer with just your pinkies is also an option
- •When there is a breeze, instead of providing momentary relief, you feel like you're in a convection oven.As opposed to the regular oven you're in which is supposed to be okay cuz "it's a dry heat" 🌞
- •You saw someone baking cookies on their car dashboard. 🍪Why are there 5 chicken emojis and no chocolate chip cookie one???
- •It was too hot for planes to land/take off 🛫I didn't even know that could be a thing
- •The kids neeeeeed to go to a Pokemon Go event that is happening today at 1pm, when the estimated temp will be 113, and you are still considering itAnd not bc i need more pokemon. Of course not. That would be crazy. Shhhhh.....