How to know you're in the middle of a heat wave

Inspired by @solena
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    The Weather Guy just said that in two days it will "cool off" to 109
    Better get my sweater πŸ™„
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    It's 99 degrees at 11pm πŸŒ’
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    You get into the pool and instead of being cool and refreshing it feels like a warm bathtub πŸ›€
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    Everyone in the parking lot is vying for the spot under the tree even if it means walking farther 🌴
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    You need oven mitts to touch the steering wheel or you risk 2nd degree burns
    Learning to steer with just your pinkies is also an option
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    When there is a breeze, instead of providing momentary relief, you feel like you're in a convection oven.
    As opposed to the regular oven you're in which is supposed to be okay cuz "it's a dry heat" 🌞
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    You saw someone baking cookies on their car dashboard. πŸͺ
    Why are there 5 chicken emojis and no chocolate chip cookie one???
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    It was too hot for planes to land/take off πŸ›«
    I didn't even know that could be a thing
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    The kids neeeeeed to go to a Pokemon Go event that is happening today at 1pm, when the estimated temp will be 113, and you are still considering it
    And not bc i need more pokemon. Of course not. That would be crazy. Shhhhh.....
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