MY RULES OF LI.ST - PART 1

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  1. OMG there are rules? I'm supposed to be following rules? Are they unspoken rules that everyone but me already knows? Have I been breaking the rules and committing faux pas after faux pas? Oh no. Of course I have. I know it. Do I have to quit List? Oh dear. There should be a RULES FAQ. Stupid Android. I'm so embarrassed. What do I do now? ACK!