THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT PUT INTO A PIÑATA

more musings from my child's birthday party
  1. Empty beer bottles
  2. Dead goldfish
  3. Airborne virus
  4. Beehive
  5. Demons
  6. Bowling balls
  7. Scorpions
    We live in the desert. We live in constant fear of these things.
  8. Rattlesnakes
  9. Bombs
    This is debatable. Explosions are cool.