MOTTOS OF STATES I HAVE LIVED IN

been a lot of places / seen pictures of the rest
  1. Minnesota: "We've got two seasons: winter & construction."
    So maddening / like the weather has JUST gone from frigid to enjoyable & last night it took me over an hour to get from St Paul to MPLS / like honestly can I pls just live
  2. Colorado: "If you don't like the weather, just wait twenty minutes."
    True life: one time my car's windshield cracked three times in one week due to fluctuating temperatures
  3. California: "Everyone's prettier than you!"
    Not a sanctioned motto / just how it felt to live there
  4. Illinois: "🌽"
    If y're not from Chicago don't nobody GAF