THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T ANNOY ME BUT TOTALLY DO
- •When people use the term "like crack" or "cracked out" in reference to food.Nope.
- •Instagram posts with overly flowery/particularly purple prose.Like I come to Insta to see pictures of your dinner and cute puppies? / not to listen to your thoughts on how the shifting seasons feed your soul just because you were a creative writing major in college? / I know I'm a monster
- •When ppl 'ship their infants"This is our eight-month-old Xavier & his girlfriend Brooklynn! We're gonna show this pic at their wedding! Our babies are totally attracted to each other and are definitely definitely heterosexual!" Sry/not sry: y're gross
- •Grown-ass folks saying they have to "tinkle"Sub-grievance: Anyone who calls it the "little girl's/boy's room"