Potential Graduation Quotes

I assume at least half of these would be not allowed. Because they are too positive.
  1. 1.
    "So it goes"
    Kurt Vonnegut ,Slaughterhouse Five
  2. 2.
    "He wanted to live forever - or die trying"
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22
  3. 3.
    "A gentleman is somebody who never offends someone by accident"
    Christopher Hitchens
  4. 4.
    "It's strange how the colours of the world only seem real when viewed on a screen"
    Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
  5. 5.
    "I don't have low self esteem. It's mistake. I have low esteem for humanity."
    Daria Morgendorffer, Daria
  6. 6.
    "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
    Spike Milligan
  7. 7.
    "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince
  8. 8.
    "Quotation is a servicible substitute for wit."
    Oscar Wilde
  9. 9.
    "My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens."
    Daria Morgendorffer, Daria
  10. 10.
    "Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
    Kurt Vonnegut
  11. 11.
    "Marry and you will regret it; don't marry and you will also regret it; you will regret it either way. This gentlemen is the essence of all philosophy."
    Sorren Kierkegaard