I assume at least half of these would be not allowed. Because they are too positive.
  1. "So it goes"
    Kurt Vonnegut ,Slaughterhouse Five
  2. "He wanted to live forever - or die trying"
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22
  3. "A gentleman is somebody who never offends someone by accident"
    Christopher Hitchens
  4. "It's strange how the colours of the world only seem real when viewed on a screen"
    Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
  5. "I don't have low self esteem. It's mistake. I have low esteem for humanity."
    Daria Morgendorffer, Daria
  6. "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
    Spike Milligan
  7. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince
  8. "Quotation is a servicible substitute for wit."
    Oscar Wilde
  9. "My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens."
    Daria Morgendorffer, Daria
  10. "Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
    Kurt Vonnegut
  11. "Marry and you will regret it; don't marry and you will also regret it; you will regret it either way. This gentlemen is the essence of all philosophy."
    Sorren Kierkegaard