52 WAYS I MIGHT DIE

I think about dying a lot....
  1. 1.
    Lightening striking me
  2. 2.
    A car crash
  3. 3.
    Falling into the road while walking or biking and getting hit by a car
  4. 4.
    A crazy driver chasing me to the death while I walk through a parking lot
  5. 5.
    Falling on a knife
  6. 6.
    A life-threatenig disease from a mosquito
  7. 7.
    Lead poisoning
  8. 8.
    Cancer
  9. 9.
    Swept away by an under current when kayaking
  10. 10.
    Attacked and eaten by a bear
  11. 11.
    Attacked and trampled by a moose or an elk
  12. 12.
    Massacred by a murder of crows
  13. 13.
    Attacked by a gorilla that escapes from the zoo
  14. 14.
    Falling off a bridge and hitting cement
  15. 15.
    Falling off a bridge into ice cold water where I get hypothermia
  16. 16.
    A helicopter crashing into me
  17. 17.
    Impaled by scissors
  18. 18.
    Falling off a building
  19. 19.
    Toppling off my bike and cracking my skill
  20. 20.
    Being knicked in the head by a flying sledgehammer
  21. 21.
    Diarrhea when I'm far from medical help
  22. 22.
    Starvation and dehydration at sea
  23. 23.
    Choking on a carrot
  24. 24.
    A building collapse
  25. 25.
    A crane dropping something
  26. 26.
    Crushed by a bookshelf falling
  27. 27.
    Broken heart
  28. 28.
    Eaten to the bone by fluorantimonic acid after falling into a puddle of this corrosive chemical
  29. 29.
    Sucked into a black hole
  30. 30.
    Bombarded by a cloud of antimatter
  31. 31.
    Burst appendix
  32. 32.
    Venomous snake bite
  33. 33.
    Accidently given a lethal injection of insulin
  34. 34.
    Unstoppable laughter
    (It has happened)
  35. 35.
    Drowning after being too tires to swim anymore
  36. 36.
    A meteor hitting Earth
  37. 37.
    Slipping on a banana peel into something deadly
  38. 38.
    Shards of glass lacerating an artery
  39. 39.
    Eating contaminated meat or pickles
  40. 40.
    Electrocution
  41. 41.
    Headphone cord choking me overnight
  42. 42.
    Samurai attack
  43. 43.
    A bomb exploding nearby
  44. 44.
    A rogue bullet
  45. 45.
    Toxic shock syndrome
  46. 46.
    Eaten by a big machine
  47. 47.
    Crushed by a boulder
  48. 48.
    Eaten by sharks
  49. 49.
    Stung by jellyfish
  50. 50.
    Eating poisonous sushi
  51. 51.
    Alcohol poisoning
  52. 52.
    Falling down the stairs