I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU BUT...
- •I just don't like you.Stop trying to ask me to hang out. Take the message.
- •Just because I'm married doesn't mean I have great dating advice.Why do people think that just because I'm in a happy relationship I should know about dating. I've tapped out of that game for good. Thank you.
- •Just because I'm friends with you on Facebook doesn't mean I read everything you post.Sorry mon.
- •Just because I love math doesn't mean I can calculate any stupid equation in seconds.Listen... I like math for the theories but I hate boring additiom and multiplication problems as much as the next guy.
- •Just because I'm a computer engineer doesn't mean I can fix your computer's problems.I can design a new circuit board for you though... or debug some C++ code. I'm even pretty good at machine code and excel... but figure out why your iPad isn't connecting to you Apple account, I'm as good as the next person.
- •You have the wrong numberAnd I don't know your great-grandaughter Samantha, but happy birthday to her.
- •Just because I look pretty average doesn't mean I'm like you or anyone else.