I Turned 30 And Wouldn't You Know...
- •All my acne disappearedThis could have to do with some new products and cutting down on dairy... or that I'm 30.
- •I haven't been ID'd onceAlthough I also haven't gone to a place that sells liquor... or an R-rated movie.
- •I stopped caring about how I lookI still care about my health but so what if I'm not ripped?
- •I finally gave up on lip stickI never needed you anyway
- •Every spare moment is spent in a useless stuporWhy am I SO FUCKING TIRED?
- •I still find joy in shiny blinky things
- •I still use out of date exclamations like "cool"
- •I have spent hours contemplating my life's accomplishments
- •30 is the last age I feel