LIES I TOLD MYSELF THIS WEEK

  1. I love when it rains while I'm biking
  2. A salad is exactly what I want for lunch
  3. I'll only have one more bowl of ice cream tonight
  4. My hair will look fine after being under a helmet for half an hour
  5. I can get a 22 item to-do list done over a weekend
  6. I will feel great tomorrow morning after staying up past midnight