THE WEIRDEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SHOUTED AT ME

Men, women, kids.... just shut your mouth.
  1. Nice glasses!
    What does this even mean? Did you even see my glasses as you were biking by? Crazy woman.
  2. Nice skirt!
    Are you mocking me? I know it's short and frumpy but it's a hot day miss business lady.
  3. Can I get your selfie?
    How would we even do this? Would I take a picture of me and show it to you? Do you want me to take a picture of you, or do you want to take a picture of me? Go back to school you teenage boy cadets.
  4. Ashley!
    That's not my name...
  5. How old are you?
    Huh? Shouldn't we start with our names? Sorry bro.
  6. 6
    Shouting numbers is a pretty great pastime of mine too. Not. Shut your faces you slimy boys.
  7. Calling frequencies trapped
    This might have been the reincarnation of Philip K. Dick and I will forever regret not approaching her.