THE WEIRDEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SHOUTED AT ME
Men, women, kids.... just shut your mouth.
- •Nice glasses!What does this even mean? Did you even see my glasses as you were biking by? Crazy woman.
- •Nice skirt!Are you mocking me? I know it's short and frumpy but it's a hot day miss business lady.
- •Can I get your selfie?How would we even do this? Would I take a picture of me and show it to you? Do you want me to take a picture of you, or do you want to take a picture of me? Go back to school you teenage boy cadets.
- •Ashley!That's not my name...
- •How old are you?Huh? Shouldn't we start with our names? Sorry bro.
- •6Shouting numbers is a pretty great pastime of mine too. Not. Shut your faces you slimy boys.
- •Calling frequencies trappedThis might have been the reincarnation of Philip K. Dick and I will forever regret not approaching her.