1. Ate chocolate cake and an oreo before breakfast
    Giphy
    And guess what? No one told me I couldn't... but there was a slight taste of regret.
  2. Did a 70 kilometer bike ride
    Giphy
    Did not complain once nor did I utter, "are we there yet?"
  3. Used the washroom at every opportunity.
  4. Drank alcohol
    Giphy
  5. Ate expensive cheese and fancy spread
    Giphy
    And enjoyed every moment.
  6. Inspected my fire extinguishers
    Giphy
    Because I'm concerned about my safety
  7. Thought about how much I love Mr. Clean Magic Erasers
    Static
  8. Contemplated my long list of chores and did none of hem.
    Giphy downsized medium
    Because no one can make me. I'm an adult.... I'll do them tomorrow.
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