THINGS I DID TODAY... BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT

  1. Ate chocolate cake and an oreo before breakfast
    And guess what? No one told me I couldn't... but there was a slight taste of regret.
  2. Did a 70 kilometer bike ride
    Did not complain once nor did I utter, "are we there yet?"
  3. Used the washroom at every opportunity.
  4. Drank alcohol
  5. Ate expensive cheese and fancy spread
    And enjoyed every moment.
  6. Inspected my fire extinguishers
    Because I'm concerned about my safety
  7. Thought about how much I love Mr. Clean Magic Erasers
  8. Contemplated my long list of chores and did none of hem.
    Because no one can make me. I'm an adult.... I'll do them tomorrow.
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