THINGS I DID TODAY... BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT
- •Ate chocolate cake and an oreo before breakfastAnd guess what? No one told me I couldn't... but there was a slight taste of regret.
- •Did a 70 kilometer bike rideDid not complain once nor did I utter, "are we there yet?"
- •Used the washroom at every opportunity.
- •Drank alcohol
- •Ate expensive cheese and fancy spreadAnd enjoyed every moment.
- •Inspected my fire extinguishersBecause I'm concerned about my safety
- •Thought about how much I love Mr. Clean Magic Erasers
- •Contemplated my long list of chores and did none of hem.Because no one can make me. I'm an adult.... I'll do them tomorrow.