THINGS I JUST LEARNED TODAY (PLS DON'T LAUGH)

  1. Health Goth is a thing
    I think I know some of these. Heir motto: "Workout until you feel like death."
  2. Miley Cyrus is the child of Billy Ray Cyrus
    💥
  3. Social media can be a tool to definitively prove that you knew about that band (or whatever) before anyone else.
    And be a total jerk in the process.