What Pissed Me Off Today (Lots of Swears)

I woke up cranky. I'm not usually a cranky person but it really hit me hard as soon as I stepped out of bed. I need to vent a little😀
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    Having to wait to turn my music on because my loving husband insists on seeing me out the door before I leave for work.
    The fucking nerve. Right? πŸ˜‹
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    Cars
    Every. Single. Car. Why do people even drive? Y
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    Realizing that even when there are autonomous fleets to taxi us around, people will still buy and drive cars.
    Not needing a hummer certainly doesn't stop people. People are assholes.
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    No one coming into my work today, so I couldn't do the work I needed to do.
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    People taking up the entirety of the sidewalk that I'm trying to walk on.
    Leave some room for Jesus shall we? As in, me.
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    Bikers not ringing their bell when they want to pass me.
    I startle easy, okay? Ring your bell so I don't swerve the fuck into you.
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    Stairs
    Stairs are the devil's punishment given to humanity.
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    Some guy's "Love all Pussy" shirt
    Is it assault if I punch you real hard in the nuts right now? How can I get away with this...
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    Calling the 15cents I didn't take as change a "donation"
    Do you mean to make me feel really fucking guilty? Good. You did.πŸ‘
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    My backpack
    Why is it so full? Everything is spilling out and making a mess. Fuck this.
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    Cars
    More cars!!! Why are there so many???? Ugh.
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    The driver that changed his mind and almost ran me off the road.
    Today is awful.
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    Here's to tomorrow. I hope I don't wake up cranky again.