What Pissed Me Off Today (Lots of Swears)
I woke up cranky. I'm not usually a cranky person but it really hit me hard as soon as I stepped out of bed. I need to vent a little😤
- •Having to wait to turn my music on because my loving husband insists on seeing me out the door before I leave for work.The fucking nerve. Right? 😋
- •CarsEvery. Single. Car. Why do people even drive? Y
- •Realizing that even when there are autonomous fleets to taxi us around, people will still buy and drive cars.Not needing a hummer certainly doesn't stop people. People are assholes.
- •No one coming into my work today, so I couldn't do the work I needed to do.
- •People taking up the entirety of the sidewalk that I'm trying to walk on.Leave some room for Jesus shall we? As in, me.
- •Bikers not ringing their bell when they want to pass me.I startle easy, okay? Ring your bell so I don't swerve the fuck into you.
- •StairsStairs are the devil's punishment given to humanity.
- •Some guy's "Love all Pussy" shirtIs it assault if I punch you real hard in the nuts right now? How can I get away with this...
- •Calling the 15cents I didn't take as change a "donation"Do you mean to make me feel really fucking guilty? Good. You did.👏
- •My backpackWhy is it so full? Everything is spilling out and making a mess. Fuck this.
- •CarsMore cars!!! Why are there so many???? Ugh.
- •The driver that changed his mind and almost ran me off the road.Today is awful.
- •Here's to tomorrow. I hope I don't wake up cranky again.