1. French
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    Almost all my youtube ads are in french, except for the ones that think I'm...
  2. A student
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    So many resources for studying and writing papers. I graduated ten years ago.
  3. Game of Thrones fan
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    And I've never watched the show. Not once. And I never search for it either.
  4. A fashionista
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    Dear ads for clothing: I am definitely not interested
  5. Someone who doesn't have a fridge
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    Oh, but I do... and I definitely don't need one.
  6. Someone who cares about celebrities
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    Nope. Don't care. Stop throwing your shitty clickbait at me Internet.
  7. Interested in ponzy schemes to make money
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    But guess what?? I don't want you sketchy business
  8. A writer, possibly a screenwriter even
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    Thanks internet.... for believing in me when no one else does. 😒