FORMER CRUSHES

I've picked some real winners!
  1. The one who told me I sang like a dying cow.
  2. The one who convinced me to cut my bangs, then bailed.
  3. The one who pretended not to know me.
  4. The one I pretended not to know.
  5. The one who denied my Facebook friend request after we kissed.
  6. The one with longer hair than me.
  7. The one who was my boyfriend's brother.
  8. The one who was my boyfriend's best friend.
  9. The one who taught me to play cards.
  10. The one who bought me Taco Bell.
  11. The one who lived next door.
  12. The one who lived halfway around the world.
  13. The one who had a car.
  14. The one who was smarter than me.
  15. The one who liked Hitchock.
  16. The one who did stand-up.
  17. The one who was my best friend.
  18. The one who loved my mom.
  19. The one who ran away from me.
  20. The one who danced with me.
  21. The one who got on the plane.