Things I Want to Not Do in 2016 (but I'll Probably Still Do)

  1. Binge on chocolate until I feel sick
  2. Order breakfast via seamless
  3. Bite my nails when I'm bored
  4. Make a to-do list for the day and then binge watch TV instead
  5. Tell a story about my ex but call him my friend so no one knows I'm actually talking about my ex
  6. Go through a day of work without drinking water
  7. Give dirty looks to random people when they do things that annoy me