As requested by @PeteOnEarth
  1. Who Needs A Map When You've Got A Hand
  2. Fuck You, Wisconsin. Michigan: The REAL Mitten State
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    I don't think I'll ever get over that betrayal, tbh
  3. 4 Great Lakes, 100,000 Poisoned Children
  4. Basically Canada, Eh?
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  5. Home of the Great Recession
  6. You Want Cherries? We've GOT Cherries
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  7. Come For The Lakes, Stay Because You Got A Flat Tire From A Pot Hole
  8. Actually Super Ugly, Just Stay Home. No, Really, I Don't Care What GMA Says, Totally Not Worth It, Stop Crowding Our Beaches
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  9. You Know, Where Detroit Is?
  10. Canadian Pennies Still Circulated Here
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