ALTERNATIVE MICHIGAN STATE MOTTOS
As requested by @PeteOnEarth
- •Who Needs A Map When You've Got A Hand
- •Fuck You, Wisconsin. Michigan: The REAL Mitten StateI don't think I'll ever get over that betrayal, tbh
- •4 Great Lakes, 100,000 Poisoned Children
- •Basically Canada, Eh?
- •Home of the Great Recession
- •You Want Cherries? We've GOT Cherries
- •Come For The Lakes, Stay Because You Got A Flat Tire From A Pot Hole
- •Actually Super Ugly, Just Stay Home. No, Really, I Don't Care What GMA Says, Totally Not Worth It, Stop Crowding Our Beaches
- •You Know, Where Detroit Is?
- •Canadian Pennies Still Circulated Here