ALTERNATIVE MICHIGAN STATE MOTTOS

As requested by @PeteOnEarth
  1. Who Needs A Map When You've Got A Hand
  2. Fuck You, Wisconsin. Michigan: The REAL Mitten State
    I don't think I'll ever get over that betrayal, tbh
  3. 4 Great Lakes, 100,000 Poisoned Children
  4. Basically Canada, Eh?
  5. Home of the Great Recession
  6. You Want Cherries? We've GOT Cherries
  7. Come For The Lakes, Stay Because You Got A Flat Tire From A Pot Hole
  8. Actually Super Ugly, Just Stay Home. No, Really, I Don't Care What GMA Says, Totally Not Worth It, Stop Crowding Our Beaches
  9. You Know, Where Detroit Is?
  10. Canadian Pennies Still Circulated Here