PURE MICHIGAN

Or why I love this state, police blotter edition
  1. My hero
  2. Like, definitely a ghost.
  3. A true emergency
  4. TAKE THE STAIRS, THEY SAID. FOR YOUR HEALTH, THEY SAID.
  5. I'm both of them
  6. Let's be real, is anyone shocked this dude was wearing a fedora?
  7. Been there
  8. "officer I'd like you to arrest this dog."
  9. Easy mistake to make
  10. Nothing says "Up north" more than petoskey stone induced harassment
  11. Let the little trash panda sleep
  12. It's like high school in eight words
  13. I also talk to myself while committing acts of mischief