I'm like a technologically inept 80 year old in the body of a 27 year old
  1. Snapchat
    I'm terrible at actually sending or responding or posting stories, and then when I think I want to I just get confused because it has updated and where is anything anymore WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT DO I SEND? I NEVER KNOW HELP ME
  2. Instagram
    I'm just bad at actually taking photos. I'll do something and then think "shit, should've taken a photo" but it is too late and now I'm just in bed and no one needs an instagram feed filled with pictures of me in bed. I'll also go through periods of posting way too much and then never posting for way too long.
  3. Twitter
    I'm too wordy and bad at remembering to tweet anything. Mostly retweets and the occasional drunk tweet.
  4. Facebook
    Sort of? I mean, I rarely post on my actual feed but I do belong to secret groups that I am active in? Usually ends up making me mad because I can't resist reading the comments on local news pages and why do I do this?
  5. Texting
    Not really social media, but I am also terrible at this. I'm bad at responding, like, I'll get a text and think hold on I'll respond soon and then it has been days and sorry, everyone I know. I'll try to be better.