THE COCKTAIL FOLLIES OF MY YOUTH

  1. BEER + DR PEPPER
    Look, the beer was too strong, okay?
  2. ONE SHOT OF EVERY LIQUOR MY FRIEND'S MOM HAD, MIXED TOGETHER
    This was the day that I learned Bailey's + citrus vodka = curdled. We still drank it.
  3. ANYTHING + MOUNTAIN DEW
    Pretty sure this is the real reason for the drinking age, tbh
  4. VODKA KOOL-AID...LITERALLY
    Apparently just mixing Kool-Aid powder with an entire fifth of cheap vodka is not the correct method
  5. GIN & TONIC WITH LEMON FLAVORED FISH OIL
    The lemon graphic on the top of the cap is very confusing, okay?
  6. WINE + JUICE
    A better combination than beer and Dr Pepper, but still.
  7. LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
    No comment necessary