THINGS I AM TERRIBLE AT DOING IN A TIMELY MANNER

  1. Dishes
  2. Really, any cleaning
  3. I mean, there are popcorn crumbs on my rug from three weeks ago that I still haven't vacuumed
  4. My only rug
  5. JUST FUCKING VACUUM IT, IT WILL TAKE THIRTY SECONDS
  6. Checking and responding to emails
  7. They won't go away just because I don't look at them, no matter how much I want it to be true
  8. Any class assignments, ever
  9. Thank Christ I'm a good writer and have perfected the art of writing an essay in three hours or I never would have made it this far
  10. I'm making a fucking list and I have a presentation I've barely started due tomorrow
  11. I'm the worst
  12. Paying all of my credit card bills
  13. THEY ARE DUE ON THE SAME DAY EACH MONTH WHY CAN'T I EVER GET THEM PAID I HAVE THE MONEY
  14. Going to bed
  15. Waking up
  16. Those two are probably related, tbh
  17. JUST GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND SLEEP THERE IS NOTHING ON FB WORTH THIS
  18. I average the same amount of sleep as a new mother and I don't even have a child I can blame
  19. Buying presents for events/birthdays that I've known about for months
  20. Wrapping said presents
  21. I can't wrap a gift in less than five minutes no matter what I keep telling myself I AM GOING TO BE LATE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  22. everything ever