Guilty pleasures

Only the least embarrassing GPs that I could think of off the top of my head...
  1. 1.
    Eating an entire bag of Doritos with no regard for serving size suggestion.
    And no remorse.
  2. 2.
    Eating in bed.
    Anything. Ice cream. Pizza. Popcorn. Hotdog. I LOVE eating in bed.
  3. 3.
    Picking nose.
  4. 4.
    Driving aggressively.
    Unnecessarily. I promise I'm not a jerk. I just like the rush.
  5. 5.
    Not doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
    But only in certain contexts, where things are expected of me...
  6. 6.
    Getting myself stuck in an endless loop of Snapchat, Reddit, Facebook, AP News, E-mails, Quora, Figure 1, Medium, repeat.
    When I should be doing what I'm avoiding in #5.
  7. 7.
    White bread.
  8. 8.
    Extra butter, extra salt on movie theater popcorn.