INSENSITIVE THINGS MY ELDERLY THEATER PROFESSOR SAYS

  1. "Perhaps you should go to the bathroom and... Refresh yourself?"
  2. "Naomi is having issues with her mental health, aren't you, Naomi? Everyone let her know if you know any good doctors."
  3. "I had a nanny that I hated as a child... Was she black? I don't remember..."
  4. "What do you mean you can't sing? You're a theater major and you can't carry a tune? Sing 'Happy Birthday.'" [Girl sings] "Well you certainly do have pitch issues."