THINGS I HAVE TO ENDURE AT MY COLLEGE
Ya OK I'm so fortunate to be getting an education and I get that, but these people suck
- •Being heckled when I play RevivalForgive me for expecting to be able to play Selena Gomez' spirited and sexy comeback album IN MY OWN HOME.
- •Being heckled when I want to watch Justin Bieber's "What Do You Mean" video over and over againWhat else is Apple TV for, pray tell?
- •MarijuanaDecriminalize it, legalize it, whatever FINE by me. But I'm surrounded by these STONERS all the time and I've had it up to here. "Kaitlin, can you go get my cookie dough from the fridge? I'm posted!" No.
- •People who don't like to have funGoing off of my previous point, people smoke so much weed during the day here that they don't want to go out at night. Nobody throws parties anymore. They just sit at home and watch things on Netflix I guess? Not chic.
- •People who pretend to be poor but have more money than I could imagineA girl once asked me not to tell anyone she wasn't on financial aid. I obviously told this to everyone.
- •HippiesSimilar to my point above, there are all these weird fake hippies in my generation and they all look down on me for shaving my armpits but like they have white people dreads so... Also they do this whole hippie song and dance but they all only eat pasta... All the time. And they all come from wealthy east coast families so whatever.
- •Being heckled for wanting to Keep Up With the KardashiansJust leave me alone
- •Coming homeComing back home to LA and facing weirdos who say offensive things about Caitlyn Jenner or tell me they aren't feminists or shit like that and I'm like "I want to tell you you're being problematic but I shouldn't because you're my mom's friend from her bowling league but cmon"
- •"Poets"I kid you not there are still people who fashion themselves as "beats" but also host events like "Dada Night" like can you pick one?
- •Theater Majors
- •Boys who think they're smarter than me
- •Public cryingThe new movement at my school is everyone posting pictures of themselves crying on social media. Like I have to sift through everybody's public meltdown now because these people think they're special for crying.
- •Girls who make riot girl rip off musicEverybody uses outdated technology to make "art" that's already been made except just worse and they think they're so cool and SUBVERSIVE UGH!!!!
- •I don't know more will come to me
- •Lack of glamourNo glamour! What's that about?
- •Being heckled while on my weight loss journeyI'm not less of a woman because I don't want to eat pizza with you
- •People who think Ariana Grande is vapidShe's perfect OK!?