My Favorite Home Alone Quotes

  1. Buzz, your girlfriend
    I mean, that's a given
  2. I wouldn't let you sleep in my bed if you were growing on my ass
  3. My actual favorite
    This kid probably went on to have a killer career.
  4. If it makes you feel better, I forgot my reading glasses
    Basically everything Uncle Frank says is gold
  5. She's fluent. I love that.
  6. Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi
    Those eyebrows
  7. When can we expect Angels With Filthy Souls in theaters?