The Hateful Eight (and why I'm watching it)

  1. Christmas break was wonderful
    A whole week off to not wear pants and watch TV on my parents couch.
  2. For the most part, we got along
    It's hard to argue over which Christmas movies and specials we will partake in. We love them all!
  3. But Christmas came and went
    And all of the sudden, we were out of things to watch
  4. So my dad decided we would watch The Hateful Eight
    Whatever. I'm just going to be on my phone anyway.
  5. Then I look up and realize they're not watching either
    We're nailing this whole family time
  6. So I suggest we watch something else
    Dear Katie from 12/26/16, don't.
  7. 24 hour silence
    I then endured a full day of silence. Puzzle, walk, and lunch. Not a word was spoken. I had done something wrong. What? I don't know.
  8. I realized I should have just watched the movie
    It's only three hours of my life
  9. So now I am. By myself.
    It's weird. I'm not sure how I feel.
  10. And it's weird.
    Like, but why am I still watching?