MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE

There's a lot, but only some will make this list
  1. Fell on my face while doing a push-up at band practice.
  2. I knew that Jesus was a carpenter; I didn't know that carpenters didn't make carpet. Found that out senior year first period.
  3. Really confidentially called this girl "Sarah" when her name was "Abigail"
  4. Called Madame Shelby "G-Mom" (what my nieces/nephews call my mom)
  5. Said "damn" in front of Mormon Elders on accident
  6. Thought for a few years that "Lose My Breath" was sung by Jennifer Lopez. It's, in fact, Destiny's Child. I'm still in disbelief.
  7. Tried to explain to someone that "a person who is black but is white" is called "albino". They were just saying they acted white.
  8. During my emo phase, got caught with Miley Cyrus on my iPod. (Guess I never got the memo)
  9. Snorting while laughing
  10. Laughing so hard that people stare
  11. WAVING BACK WHEN SOMEONE WAVES AT SOMEONE WHO'S BESIDE YOU OR BEHIND YOU
  12. Everyone farts in class once. Unfortunately, mine was in freshman year when EVERYONE noticed and decided to tell everyone, even though they knew, that it was me.
  13. Got caught posting things on Twitter when my friend thought I was grounded...
  14. Found out that it's "the flux capacitor" and not the "flux capacitator". That's not a word.
  15. Also, "Mowgli" is like 'Moe-glee", not "m-ow-glee". I never watched that movie
  16. Bragging at being good at Kahoot and then not even placing in the top 5
  17. Thinking I would ace a test and tried to get everyone PUMPED UP for the test and then bombed it
  18. Misspelling my own name incorrectly, but only when I'm writing it in cursive (my name isn't Kaittin Tally)
  19. Accidentally texting the wrong person, like asking my boyfriend (not my mom) what dinner would be. Friendly reminder that my boyfriend lives in a different state.