Things 8-year-old Kaitlyn thought were undisputed facts

  1. The great state of Idaho was actually called "I dunno" because that's what people said when someone else asked "what do you want to do now that we're done potato season?"
  2. Rhinos were too cool to be real. Even though I'd seen them at the zoo. Multiple times. My first conspiracy theory?
  3. At the end of the day, all the teachers slept in the lounge like bats