THINGS MY COWORKERS HAVE SAID ABOUT ME
They love me. They really love me.
- •"If I ever look outside and see Kaiti dead on the sidewalk, then I'll know John Krasinski must have walked past her."
- •"I don't understand how you're a functioning human in society."
- •"Kaitlyn is the harbinger of death."
- •"Wait... You're eating a salad? Wow. I'm so proud of you. Always remember -- Multicolored plates, Kaitlyn. Multicolored plates."
- •"YOU'RE A WITCH. KAITLYN IS A WITCH!"This was after I stated that it felt like my nose was bleeding and then boom. Craig's nose started bleeding.
- •"You are a human meme."
- •"You're going to die before you reach 25."This was after explaining how I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every day. I stopped this trend in September, though, so yay???
- •"Whenever I need to know what our audience likes I just ask myself -- Would Kaitlyn Vella like this?"
- •"Sometimes I think you're on a Holes high."
- •"You can always count on Kaitlyn to bring snacks to the bar."
- •"When I didn't know you, I used to refer to you as the girl who loves Teen Wolf and everyone knew who I was talking about."
- •"Kaitlyn always has the craziest stories."
- •"Grumpy Cat is your spirit animal."
- •"Selena Gomez is Kaitlyn's Beyoncé."
- •"Sometimes I really worry about you..."